Yesterday's jam. Roy Trenneman: My God! Description: Premiering in February of 2006, the IT Crowd TV show is a British comedy that is centered around three members of the IT (Information Technology) department of the fictional London based company Reynholm Industries. Jen: Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything. Roy: [posh accent] Yes, I believe it was Tolstoy who said... Oh, it appears we have a visitor. But we can wait. Um, how... how... How big is...? Postman: What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early? Moss: I don't mind telling you, Roy, sometimes the people upstairs cheese me off to such an extent that if I were the type to use bad language, I would be employing it bitterly and repeatedly. Jen Barber: There's no "artistic spectrum". Your friends... ALL of whom are gay say hello by tickling you. Roy: [about Jen's virus-infected laptop] If this was a human being, I'd shoot it in the face. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too. I want to bite the electric tiger's tail and ride it until the end of the mother flipping line! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome... Luigi... Joe... and, Slippery Pete. Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Denholm Reynholm is sat at his desk with new employee Jen sat in front of him. Roy Trenneman: To have killed anyone the fire has to start, here, here, and here. Categories: Asides, Entertainment, Quotes Tags: Douglas Reynholm, IT Crowd, Matt Berry And while I was working on it she rested a cup on my back. Messy Joe's Guitarist: [singing] Everybody's having having fun fun fun! I mean, Have you seen the toilets on 12th? We don't have to watch it, do we? Jen: Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it... yeah. Don't ask me! He is gay. Who sends his congratulations, by the way. When I first started Reynholm Industries, I had only two things in my possession: A dream...and six million pounds. Just some amazing IT Crowd Quotes! Denholm Reynholm is the secondary antagonist in The IT Crowd. It's wrecked in my head. ... Douglas Quotes. Twelve exits! Moss: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man? Jen: I won't drop it, I'll look after it. I don't think so. Then which country am I speaking to? Roy: Yeah, you know what? Huh? Food's great. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. I can see why she's divorced, she's very divorceable. Moss: Listing your fictional achievements. Roy Trenneman: I'm not watching that. Douglas: God-damn these electric sex pants! Yeah, yeah, with computers and all that. Douglas Reynholm, the IT Crowd. Roy: Hey! Himself - Countdown Host: [to Moss] You really do look like you're on you way to winning that Countdown Teapot... no offence Jeremy. I'm not watching that again. What's going on in their little heads? I think it means that I'm creative about my feelings, you know? Warning. Yesterday's jam! You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke? Douglas: But these are my new family, father. [pauses for thought] I know... [sits down in front of the computer] Subject: Fire. Moss: I tell you, you present this to the shareholders and you will get quite the response. A Gun. What if she drops it? When did...? Moss: What kind of operating system does it use? Roy: I didn't know you did the whole lonely hearts thing. Roy: I mean, they have no respect for us up there! I was watching through the series again and I heard a line from him I hadn’t recalled hearing before. British Humor. I don't mind one way or the other, you know, I just like being clear. I even love saying the word 'team'. Roy: Did you use a soldering iron to make that stress machine? Roy: [Roy grins and points to his mouth] How's that? And why there is no wood? Roy Trenneman: It's a *very* weird place to go on fire. It wasn't dignified at all, Jen! Chris Morris; Denholm is the director of Reynholm Industries at the start of series 1, having started the company with "two things in my possession: a dream, and six million pounds." Prime: [to Roy] Countdown groupies are the most sexually voracious of all groupies, and the most beautiful. Care to have a look? Are you sure? No no, that's the music you hear when it comes on. So that would be... Peter File. I even love saying the word "team"! For only 200 people. Jen: So, what? Wasn't very dignified. I'm going to taint her abode. Moss: Now, let's see what we have here. I've often thought if I hadn't ended up in computers, I would've gone into the theatre. Sorry. Roy Trenneman: We pissed off the internet, Jen! Douglas Reynholm: Two words. No. Can't live with them, can't find them sometimes. Jen Barber: Oh, God. Moss: It certainly helped me learn how to buy sandwiches. Quotes.net. Roy: File Peter. 3 talking about this. Very busy. Roy: Do you know one woman who isn't obsessed with shoes? And what's more, he's been gay since WHAM. Roy Trenneman: Small people are not a race. So, remember the new number: [singing number] 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3. That's my rent sorted this month. Turning on my television set, I noticed the reception wasn't great. Hello, I'd like to order a pizza please (giggles to himself)... and can I have it with extra grapes? It was like being insane. Roy: [On the phone] Listen, Alistair, I just wanted to say, I'm not a window cleaner. There was a time when I was just like you. Identity. Roy: [Not realising Moss has found Jen's computer unplugged] It might be something you say, or something you do, but when we notice it - and believe me, we will notice it - it's gonna be a long way down for you, sweetcheeks! I tell you what, I'd actually recommend my good friend Roy there as the go-to guy on anything with more than seven eyes. I always get confused between `` golf '' and `` fire '' 's spoof charity appeal Save! 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